THINGS TO THINK ABOUT !
1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young. Except if they have a little girl named Emerson. Holy Cows she is driving me crazy.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Oh man has this happened to us.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own
6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
Just got this little Email from my Dad. It made me a laugh which was nice because it has been one of those days. Why do people have to be mean?????????????????????
Mission Call
11 years ago









